As a Spurs-sufferer, I’m filled with infinite sadness and unfulfilled pride when I see these former cockerel gods strut their stuff for Real Madrid. (Is it always sunny there?) UGH. Nice one Matt Leeson.
Ah, the humble, yet mag-knee-ficent powerslide. Something difficult to execute effectively in the workplace, at the drinking-hole or indeed at church. In the football world the knee powerslide fraternity is an exclusive club where only the elite (Rooney, Van Persie, Bale) are allowed to enter; although somewhat alarmingly Danny Graham has shown some aptitude in the past. He should sign for a bigger club so that he can devote more time, not have it go unnoticed and concentrate on this lovely by product of the net-bulging process.
In this excellent promo Canal+ empower us to execute the powerslide, during their premier league games on the telly.
I’m sure other countries have goals that merit the power slide, but in the UK all our pitches are made of green-dyed Vaseline. Bet that Leandro, had to have his arse cheeks grafted onto his knees after that one.