You too, can be a powerslider, my son.

Ah, the humble, yet mag-knee-ficent powerslide. Something difficult to execute effectively in the workplace, at the drinking-hole or indeed at church. In the football world the knee powerslide fraternity is an exclusive club where only the elite (Rooney, Van Persie, Bale) are allowed to enter; although somewhat alarmingly Danny Graham has shown some aptitude in the past. He should sign for a bigger club so that he can devote more time,  not have it go unnoticed and concentrate on this lovely by product of the net-bulging process.

In this excellent promo Canal+ empower us to execute the powerslide, during their premier league games on the telly.

I’m sure other countries have goals that merit the power slide, but in the UK all our pitches are made of green-dyed Vaseline. Bet that Leandro, had to have his arse cheeks grafted onto his knees after that one.

Watch out Ratigan’s about. (Save the Children)

Really clean, obvious yet, globally shot lovely promo.

Particularly the imprint of the pillow on the little ‘uns cheek.

The transition from asleep stuff shot in the controlled environments at the beginning to the actual sleep acting in the harsher environments was well observed indeed.

No flab here, and indeed none required. nice.

Get your competitors in a tizzy…and get fizzy.

Any product that re-packages and sells the stuff we breath,  is the kind of company that displays just the right kind of disdain for consumerism that I really go for. Let’s get on with the summary of this commercial I didn’t make.

Nubile lady pushes air dispenser by the pool. check. Got my attention now what?

bottles of generic saccharine overload explode. Yay!

weird jew-fro kid with the chop suey action…mmm okay.

more bottles burst.

And the excellent act-surprised-dude-with clipboard in the factory as another shipment of mass produced sugar pop goes up in…well …air. Good good.

This ad is apparently banned in the UK. . hmm. Well, that feels a little staged.  What fine upstanding Uk media standards we have, beacon of light amidst all this celeb-dross darkness.

Blow it out of your….ahem.

The retro fitting of good for the planet  because sodastream doesn’t produce wasteful empty bottles isn’t entirely unbelievable n’all.

Gas canisters for christmas. Sexy.